Part 2 of the "I Don't Get It" series.
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| Photo credit: Three Custom Colors |
I bet this post either generates my first hate comments or porn spammers. That's OK because I. Just. Don't. Get. It.
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| Photo credit: Three Custom Colors |
Really? A
must have? One lipstick for
ALL skin tones? Um ... I'll pass, m'kay thanks, buh-bye.
To be sure, the models in Three Custom Colors' ad are beautiful--in fact, I think the model in the center is the makeup artist, Lauren Napier, who designed the Nude Attitude lipstick. And even though I appear to be picking on 3CC, I assure you I am not--they make gorgeous, skin-flattering makeup for a wide variety of skin tones, and they did an outstanding job duplicating a beloved discontinued lipstick for me. I applaud what they do, but I slam on the brakes when I am told that any season's must have is a faceful of silly putty.
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Why do so many beautiful women want to wash out all their features and wear, essentially, concealer as lipstick? Especially
matte nude lipstick. I don't get it.
I'm actually a big fan of the "no-makeup" makeup look and I wear a great deal of natural-
looking makeup that extends colors found naturally in my skin, hair, eyes, lips, teeth, freckles, veins, blood, bruises, and so on. It's one reason I like
Ellis Faas, Laura Mercier, Bobbi Brown, and other brands that provide "naturalists" with plenty of options. As far as truly natural goes, how many of us have truly no pigmentation in our lips? Who of us wants to have our lips match our chin, and why do some of us so ardently erase all traces of natural lip pigmentation with a primer or concealer, just so we can wear a lipstick that is lighter than our lips?
Flame me with comments if you like, but I am going to go out on a limb and say I think nude lips make most women look like corpses, or at the very least, really
really exhausted. If you want to wear dramatic eyeshadow and play down your lips, what about just wearing clear gloss or balm on naked lips? Or what about wearing a lip color with more pigment and then blotting it down to a stain?
Let's look at a well-known actor whose nude lips are internationally celebrated and imitated:
Really?? Aside from the distracting eyelashes from outer space and teal eyeshadow, her lips look like two slabs of fish. Compare the washed-out photo to the next one of her wearing eyeshadow with a bit of contrast to her copper-colored eyes and, yes, RED lipstick:
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| Photo credit: L'Oreal Infallible 2011 ad |
Hello, gorgeous. Yes, yes, I realize her face has been Photochopped for the L'Oreal ad, while the first picture was probably not enhanced one bit, but still. The contrast between lips and skin in the second image makes her look alive, not undead. She looks like someone I'd want to know, whereas if I saw her walking down the street in that first picture, I doubt I'd even look twice because everything about her blends together into one big bucket of blah.
I believe that the women who can get away with a nude look look (and notice I said "get away with," not "rock") are those with extremely low contrast between their skin, lips/eyes, and (ideally) their natural hair color: Heather Locklear, Naomi Watts, Beyonce, Reese Witherspoon, Halle Berry, Kate Hudson, Nicole Richie, Renee Zellweger, Gwyneth Paltrow, Rhianna, Taylor Swift, etc.
Jennifer Lopez is not low contrast. Her eyes and hair are dark, and her skin tone is medium.
J-Lo looks beautiful in both of the following pictures, but when she wears nude lipstick, the bottom half of her face disappears into her neck. On the other hand, the red lipstick—while dramatic and too high in chroma—brightens her face. Whether it's the lipstick, the lighting, the face-softening curl, or the photographer's skills, Jennifer looks happier in the red, more confident, more approachable. The image on the left is demurely "ice princess" and aloof, not as approachable.
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| Photo credit people.com |
As for the low contrast women I mentioned above, I don't think nude lipstick is a good look on Gweneth Paltrow, either. I was not a fan of the purply-goth look she sported a few years back, either, but can't she find a happy medium? A touch more pigment in a shiny peached-rose lipstick would do wonders for her clear complexion.
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| Photo credit Harper's Bazaar |
I am biased toward reds and roses, so it should come as no surprise that I find each of the following women to appear needlessly beige. They don't have to wear a Hollywood red, and the lipstick need not be much darker than what they're wearing below. As an example, I'd apply a sheer coral on Carrie (who has more contrast than the other two women), clear, warm rose on Taylor, and a blushed peach on Gwyneth. All three could
easily wear a clear red, but it would have to be sheer so as not to overpower their natural lightness.
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| Photo credit: stylelist.com |
Let's take a look at another celebrity who is celebrated for her nude lips: Angelina Jolie. I realize it can be hard to find fault with anything about her face, so let's just pick on the nude lips.
Tired:
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Vibrant: I would skip the gloss, which makes the red too high in chroma for her soft coloring, but she wears the pigment well, especially because her other makeup (brown eyeshadow and eyeliner) is so understated.
Which look do you prefer?
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Angelina's hair is darker on the left, so perhaps if she wore the red in that image and wore the nude in the photo on the right, where her hair is lighter, her chosen makeup colors would harmonize more with her face. The red is also too warm (orange) for her cool-neutral coloring.
Although this article has been a decry against nude lipstick, I want to be clear that, even though I love red lips and truly believe there is a red for everyone—whether it's brick or strawberry or tomato or watermelon or coral or raspberry—it is important to consider the temperature of our skin's undertone (hue), chroma (level of saturation) and value (whether we are light, dark, or somewhere in between) to find our best red ... or nude.
If you are a great admirer of Angelina's softer look, she is purportedly a huge fan of
Chantecaille’s Brilliant Lip Gloss in Charm (almost always out of stock) and Love. Charm is a nude-peach shade with a hint of shimmer. Love contains a hint more pink.
I'd love to know your thoughts about the whole nude invasion, so speak freely.
All photos taken by me when I was hangin' out with my girls on the red carpet. Not.